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Dear Elmo,

My wife keeps telling me that there is more to life than drinking beer and hockey. What do you think?

Norm in North Bay

Dear Norm,

In this case your wife is absolutely correct. However, she neglected to mention football and fishing.

Elmo


Dear Elmo,

I'm about to set off on my first moose hunting trip, however, I have many questions about my upcoming adventure. How dangerous is a moose? Do moose travel in packs? If there is more than one moose are they called "meese?" If you actually shoot a moose how do you get it back to camp? How do you sneak up on a moose? Can moose climb trees? Looking forward to your response.

Tom in Toronto

 

Dear Tom,

All of these things can be clarified if you remember one simple truth. You may have the questions, but the moose has the antlers.

Elmo


Dear Elmo,

I feel so ashamed. For so many years I have contributed to the problem of global warming. How can I do my part for the Kyoto accord? What can I do to help reduce toxic emissions?

Greg H. in Keswick

 

Dear Greg,

Try laying off the beans a little!

Elmo